{"id":11749,"date":"2015-04-16T15:14:02","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T19:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?p=11749"},"modified":"2015-04-16T15:15:48","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T19:15:48","slug":"vids-star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-trailer-2-breaks-the-web-faster-than-kim-kardashians-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?p=11749","title":{"rendered":"Vids: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer #2 Breaks the Web Faster than Kim Kardashian&#8217;s Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I have been a Star Trek fan my entire life. I have phasers galor<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-new-Empire-rises.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-11752\" style=\"width: 462px;\" alt=\"A new Empire rises\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-new-Empire-rises.jpg\" width=\"639\" height=\"223\" \/><\/a><\/span>e and a section in my closet for my Starfleet uniforms but what is it about Star Wars that makes me feel like an 11 year old again? Today the new trailer for Star Wars:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The Force Awakens hit the web and as I watched it I was that awestruck 11 year old looking up at the screen.<!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The new trailer which they are still calling a teaser trailer showed us a lot more than the last teaser. The last teaser did nothing for me. I have friends and relatives (hey Steve) who thought that I was being jaded because I didn\u2019t like the last teaser. Even when the Millennium Falcon appeared I wasn\u2019t moved but this time J.J. Abrams got me. Maybe it was the voice over by Mark Hamill or maybe it was the music. I\u2019m not sure. All I know is that now I am excited about The Force Awakens. I personally hate Christmas and all I can think on this warm April afternoon is\u2026\u201dhow many days until Christmas?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11749 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11753'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/The-Force-Awakens-Title-Card-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11753\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11753'>\n\t\t\t\tStar Wars: The Force Awakens Title Card\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11754'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Narrow-Escape-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11754\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11754'>\n\t\t\t\tFalcon makes a narrow esacape\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11755'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/T.I.E.-Pilot-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11755\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11755'>\n\t\t\t\tT.I.E. Pilot\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11756'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/The-Falcon-in-Action-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11756\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11756'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Falcon on Tatooine\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11757'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Chrome-Trooper-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11757\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11757'>\n\t\t\t\tChrome Trooper\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11758'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/X-Wings-over-the-water-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11758\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11758'>\n\t\t\t\tX-Wings take flight\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11759'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Crash-site-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11759\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11759'>\n\t\t\t\tStar Destroyer crash site\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?attachment_id=11760'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Han-and-Chewie-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-11760\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-11760'>\n\t\t\t\tHan and Chewie back in the saddle\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I am not going to give a breakdown of the trailer; every other site is going to do that. I just wanted to say that this was the trailer that really piqued my interest. Check out the trailer\u2026maybe for the 1000<\/span><sup><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\">th<\/span><\/sup><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> time and become a kid all over again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ngElkyQ6Rhs\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been a Star Trek fan my entire life. I have phasers galore and a section in my closet for my Starfleet uniforms but what is it about Star Wars that makes me feel like an 11 year old &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/?p=11749\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1847,2697,1560,1845,1537,123,3946,2842,2963],"class_list":["post-11749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vids","tag-chewbacca","tag-han-solo","tag-j-j-abrams","tag-luke-skywalker","tag-millenium-falcon","tag-star-wars","tag-star-wars-the-force-awakens","tag-stormtrooper","tag-x-wing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11749"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11763,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions\/11763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/geekstronomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}